SCENE IV. Part 1. A street cafe.
Enter RON and HERMIONE
HERMIONE
Where the devil should Harry be?
Came he not home last night?
RON
Not to his father's; I spoke with his mum.
HERMIONE
Ah, that the loss of your sister, Ginny.
Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.
RON
Bellatrix, the sister of Lucius Malfoy,
and the Captain of the Muggle Police
Hath sent a letter to his father's house.
HERMIONE
A warrant and challenge, on my life.
RON
Harry will answer it.
HERMIONE
Any man would stupidly answer it!
If they quarrel, they will be exiled or killed!
RON
Harry won't. Not Harry.
He will answer the letter's master,
How he dares, being dared.
But he'll hold to the peace order.
HERMIONE
Alas, poor Harry! he is already wracked with grief
I thought that he seemed better at the ball.
But his heart is stabbed with a love-song;
And now is to encounter Bellatrix?
The biggest hot-head muggle ever?
RON
Why, what is Bellatrix?
HERMIONE
More than the queen of cats, I can tell you.
O, she is a vain captain of compliments, too.
She fights as cruel and violent as any.
But a skillest marksman at muggle firearms,
She is the most dangerous woman I've seen
RON
Bloody hell
HERMIONE
The woman is pox of all wizards and witches
Her antics of lisping slurs, affecting fanatics;
By Merlin, she is very good at stirring the flames.
And making our peace that much harder to obtain
Enter HARRY
RON
Here comes Harry!
HERMIONE
Without his never-ending grief, I note,
What happened to him? I wonder.
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Romeo and Juliet, a drarry version
FanfictionWelcome to post-war England. Voldemort's reign is over, but his attacks have brought the wizarding world out into the open. Muggles know they aren't alone and animosity is high as Voldemort killed many. The muggle Prime Minister, Lucius Malfoy is de...
