ACT III
SCENE I. A public cafe.
Enter HERMIONE, RON, Page, and waiters
RON
I pray thee, good Hermione, let's retire:
The day is hot, the muggle police are abroad,
And, if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl;
For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.
HERMIONE
Thou art sorry too much.
The muggles don't want a brawl at a café.
It means death for anyone who partakes
Thou told that Harry we would wait here
He just went to drop Draco off at home
So stop worrying, when indeed there is no need.
RON
Am I like such a fearful fellow?
HERMIONE
Come, come, thou art as skidish as a deer in thy mood
RON
And what if they attack?
HERMIONE
Nay, they wouldn't risk, we should have none,
for one would kill the other. Thou! Why,
Thou wilt quarrel with them, I know not.
Thou wilt quarrel with a man for trying us, having no
other reason but because thou fears it:
Why would thou seek out such a quarrel?
Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of
meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as
an egg for quarreling: thou hast quarreled with a
muggle for yelling at thee in the street,
because he hath upset thy solemnity:
didst thou not fall out with a muggle for swearing
at him before Easter? with another, for
looking at thou weird? and yet thou
wilt tutor me from quarreling!
RON
An' I were so apt to quarrel now with any muggle
I should buy the fee-shortening my life to an hour and a quarter.
HERMIONE
The fee- now you worry about consequence!
Oh, simple fool!
RON
By my head, here come the Malfoys.
HERMIONE
By my heel, I care not.
Enter BELLATRIX and others
BELLATRIX
Follow me close, for I will speak to them.
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