SCENE I. London. A public bridge.
Enter Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle, muggle police, armed with handguns
CRABBE
Goyle, o' my word, these wizards... we're standing guard watching them fix their own fucking messes.
GOYLE
No, not messes... a massacre. Twenty civilians died on that bridge. If not for the bloody cameras and eyewitnesses... these witch-bastards might have gone on hiding in the dark.
CRABBE
Now we know better. They've been lurking in the shadows... probably behind every war or diaster ever. We'll draw on them if they come near us... blasphemers. The book says what we must do.
GOYLE
Ay, while we live, we must put them in their place.
CRABBE
I'll strike quickly, before they cast a spell on us. Thank Merlin Minister Malfoy gave us our weapons back. He hates these limey bastards, too.
GOYLE
But be wary, if thou art not quick... we'll only have a few shots. We might get the magic dampener up, but it doesn't always work
CRABBE
A witch will make me move quicker.
GOYLE
If thou art moved, thou is running away. You fear them.
CRABBE
A witch shall move me to stand, take her wand and throw her against a wall
GOYLE
That shows that you brag; for the weakest goes at a woman.
CRABBE
True; by their women, witches-all, think them better than us,
therefore I will kill the wizards, and strip witches of their wands
and thrust them into to the wall a few times. Give me a chance for vengeance.
GOYLE
No, this war is between our boss, Minister Lucius Malfoy and theirs, Auror James Potter and us their men.
CRABBE
'Tis all one, I'll not wait for leave to do so. When they approach,
I will tempt them to fight, I will be cruel with their
witches, and then shoot off their heads. Then they will know.
GOYLE
The heads of the witches?
CRABBE
Ay, the heads of the witches, or their maidenheads;
I'll take what I can.
GOYLE
They take it, in sense that they'll feel it.
CRABBE
Me, they shall feel when they see me: and
'tis known, I am a pretty piece of flesh.
GOYLE
Yeah, sure... very pretty. Dolt.
You haven't been with anyone. But draw thy weapon! Here comes
two wizards! Aurors by the look of them.
YOU ARE READING
Romeo and Juliet, a drarry version
FanfictionWelcome to post-war England. Voldemort's reign is over, but his attacks have brought the wizarding world out into the open. Muggles know they aren't alone and animosity is high as Voldemort killed many. The muggle Prime Minister, Lucius Malfoy is de...
