The bad girl and the dork

"Ugh this stings!" Jake whined.

The guys were cleaning their faces with makeup remover. I didn't want them to but they were threatening to hide all the food so I had no choice.

"Nice panda eyes Jake" Kate laughed. We were enjoying the guys' struggle immensely.

"You like guyliner?" Jake smirked. I snorted. I didn't even know guyliner was a word. Maybe Jake was just making things up.

Kate pushed Jake's arm "Totally but not on your baby face. I'm gonna miss the red lips on you though"

Kate winked at Jake. She was getting feisty.

This was the first time I'd seen Kate and Jake interact. I should've known they'd get along just fine. Kate could get along with the grinch and Jake just gets along with boobowners.

"Watch it Taylor Swift" We all laughed. Pretty great comeback if you'd ask me. But then again, with the amount of alcohol we'd consumed, pretty much everything would be funny.

We were easily entertained.

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in" Kate started singing in an obnoxiously loud country voice.

"So shame on me now" Jake and Kate were full on singing and let me tell you, I'm definitely not the only one that couldn't sing.

It sounded horrible.

If it weren't funny I'd probably put a sock in their mouths.

"Hey Gwen didn't you bring that karaoke game?" Jake asked with a huge grin on his face.

"Why yes, my dear friend, yes indeed." Everyone laughed when Gwen got up and stumbled graciously. Her excuse was that she got up too quickly but the girl was only two shots away from pink elephants and we all knew it.

"I think Jill should start since she's the birthday girl" Code said teasingly. That's just mean. Seriously.

"I'm not drunk enough" I moaned. Then I hiccupped. Totally unrelated okay? Not drunk. Just. No. Not drunk.

Everyone laughed.

"Whatever. Shut up" I grabbed the mic and started looking for a song.

"Ooh Barbie girl. Code, you're being Ken because karma's a bitch and no arguments, just don't fight it. You're being Ken. Period. Ew. I didn't mean period as in periods but as end of discussion. Why am I still talking?" I was rambling.

I only ramble when I'm drunk. Damn it. There's no way to hide it now.

But at least everyone believed me for a little while. Right?

"Fine I'll be the Ken to your freaking Barbie" Code sighed.

"Aw Cutie you're so romantic" I batted my eyelashes.

Chase snorted. I remembered him being enthusiastic when he found out I'd call Code Cutie sometimes. I guess he still liked that.

After that horrible rendition Gwen decided to rap Baby got back. This karaoke idea was awesome, I was getting abs from all the laughter.

The best part was when all the guys decided to sing a mushy Backstreet Boys song. They were all in character. That's dedication.

All of a sudden Chase came up to me, grabbed me by the shoulders and his face went to my neck. I didn't really know what he was doing until he backed away again after a few seconds.

"Thanks for the candy" He winked.

I closed my mouth because it had been open the entire time. I was really shocked. My hand went towards my neck and then everything clicked.

I'd forgotten I was still wearing the candy necklace he'd given me earlier.

"Dude that was fucking smooth!" Jake said with a huge grin on his face. He fistbumped Chase.

Should've known that Jake would approve of that behavior.

"Hey don't eat my candy!" I managed to say eventually. Damn, I actually had to recover for a few seconds. Let me tell you, it's not every day that I'm speechless for more than ten seconds.

"But I gave it to you" Chase said with an innocent face.

"Exactly, so now it's mine" I pouted and crossed my arms in front of my chest. I probably looked like a little kid that didn't get its way. Well, I basically was. I guess I'm not a kid anymore but that doesn't mean I can't act like one every once in a while.

Chase grabbed my pouty lip "No pouting!" He said. Which, ironically, made me smile.

I looked over at Code who had seen the entire thing with Chase. He had a shocked look on his face.

Code caught me looking at him.

"Where's my dorky brother?" He asked me.

"Dorky Chase has been replaced by Drunky Chase" I said while nudging him.

Like I'd said before, they don't really go out together. This was probably a side of Chase Code'd never seen before.

Code and I both looked at Chase who was talking with Jake, Tessa and Kate.

I went over to them to see what the conversation was about. I wasn't disappointed.

"No way, wacking someone with a frying pan is way cooler than stabbing someone with a knife. Plus, it's probably just as effective. Chase, you're brainy, give us the science." Jake said.

Tessa snorted "Yeah Chase give us the science" While sticking out her tongue at Jake.

"Eh... of course. You know, brain injury and stuff." I figured Chase had lost his ability to think properly a few shots ago.

"That, and stabbing is so cliche." I added.

"Hey! Isn't the frying pan thing from Tangled?" Tessa asked

"I love Tangled!" Kate and Jake both shouted.

Who doesn't?

"I figured, you're such a Flynn Rider, Jake" He even got the smoldering look down.

"Thank you, the guy is smooth. Although not as smooth as Chase was earlier" Jake said while giving Chase another fistbump.

Get over it already.

I rolled my eyes but I had to surpress a smile.

"Oh my God I think I actually have Tangled! You know, for my little sister. Okay fine I don't have a little sister. There's no shame in loving Tangled. I love Disney so much, especially Beauty and the Beast. Although I think the beast was prettier as a beast. When he gets turned into a human he just looks so wrong. If I were Belle I would've just started crying or trying to come up with an excuse to get the fuck out of there. Now Eric from The Little Mermaid, that's a goodlooking prince." I ranted.

"Eric is definitely the best. Or Aladdin. He's a little rough around the edges and he has a flying carpet. He gets so many brownie points for that." Kate answered. We were getting very passionate about our little discussion.

I hadn't even noticed Gwen had found Tangled. Everyone started to watch immediately.

"Hey Jill, you thinking what I'm thinking?" Chase raised his eyebrow.

How the hell am I supposed to know what he's thinking. Boobs? Guys think about that all the time right?

And then it hit me.

"Drinking game! Okay what are the rules? Everytime a frying pan is used we take a shot?" Suddenly everyone's attention was focused on Chase and me.

"Perfect! And everytime Rapunzels hair glows" Chase added.

"I've got the best idea! We'll do a bonus round with each song. Every time a song starts someone will randomly pause the screen. If someone can sing the rest of the song where it was left off they get to drink two shots." Gwen clapped her hands.

Everyone cheered. It was a pretty amazing idea.

I wish I could've told you how the movie ended but we all ended up falling asleep. Lame, I know. In my defence, it was like five or six in the morning.

Suddenly something pushed me and I woke up. I groaned.

"Wha-" Code pushed his finger against my lips.

"Be quiet!" He whispered. I rolled my eyes. If he wanted me to be quiet he could just, I don't know, let me sleep. Bumhole.

He removed his finger from my lips.

"What do you want Code?" I whispered back.

"Look around, everyone's asleep" Code looked at everyone.

No shit.

"So?" I really didn't get it. I was tired and drunk so my brain wasn't functioning.

Code rolled his eyes "Dude! It's pranktime!"

I grinned at Code and he gave me one back. Oh game on.

"Okay, what's the plan?" I hoped Code had already come up with something.

"I found some chocolate sauce, we could draw on everyone's faces. Or we could put someone's hand in a glass of water. The possibilities are endless. Just leave Gwen to me. It's payback time" Code stood up and handed me the chocolate sauce.

I went over to Kate first and waved my hand in front of her eyes to make sure she was really asleep. Luckily she was so I wrote Poo on her forehead and my name on her cheek. Oh and a goatee. She could pull that off.

Tessa was asleep next to her I decided not to be too mean to her since I didn't know her that well. I drew a big curly moustache. I should consider doing art more often. I'm gifted.

I looked over at Code, he was doing something to Gwen's face. I went over to him because I couldn't contain my curiosity any longer.

Code was trying his hardest to contain his laughter. I gasped when I saw what he'd done to Gwen. He had covered her entire face with glitter. Her. Entire. Face.

It was gonna be a bitch cleaning that up.

"I told her not to make me look like a sparkly fairy. Serves her right" Code said with a huge grin on his face. I shook my head and bit my lip to keep myself from laughing.

It was a great sight.

Then I headed over to Snake but noticed Code had already painted a phallic looking object on his face. Same with Jake. Well, Code had been working hard, that's for sure.

Very hard. See what I did there? Hard. Because of the penis drawings? No? Okay, I'll see myself out.

The only one left untouched was Chase.

If he would've woken up he would've shit his pant. Code and I were both looking at him while thinking hard.

"Oh! I know! Chase is a deep sleeper so lets try to stack as many things on him as we can" Code said. He didn't wait for my answer, he just started collecting pillows and magazines and empty boxes that were still lying around.

We started off easy with some pillows and boxes then we went to the trickier objects like candlesticks and empty plates.

"What the fuck?" Code and I jumped up when we heard Chase.

The hell? We had just started.

"You said he was a deep sleeper" I pushed Code lightly.

Chase laughed "You are the deep sleeper, dickhead" He told Code.

Of course. I should've known. Especially when Code's drunk. When he falls asleep you could ship him off to a different country and he wouldn't wake up. Hmm, maybe I should try that some time.

"What's going on?" Snake groaned. He rubbed his eyes like a little kid and looked around.

"Whoa check Gwen's face!" He said. With that, everyone started to wake up.

Jake snorted "You should check your own. Wait... God damn it something's on my face too right?" He started rubbing his face violently making us all laugh.

"What time is it anyway?" Tessa asked.

"It's seven in the morning, we only slept for two hours I think" Chase replied. I yawned when I heard that. Two hours, that's not enough for my beautysleep. I didn't even want to know how I looked right now.

"I'm starting breakfast!" Snake got up. I was pretty sure everyone was still drunk but I could eat some breakfast. I could always eat.

I heard Gwen yawn behind me and I turned around.

"What? Why's everyone looking at me?" Gwen asked curiously.

She slowly rubbed her eyes and then looked at her fingers. She was examining them for a few seconds. She probably had some glitter on her fingers.

She touched her face again and then proceeded to look at her hand.

I looked at Code, he looked as if he could burst out in laughter at any second. He was literally turning red and his eyes were watering.

"You!" Gwen gasped while pointing at Code.

At that point Code couldn't keep it in much longer and he started laughing uncontrollably.

"Run" Gwen deadpanned.

Code stopped laughing and looked at Gwen.

"Now!" She yelled.

Code didn't wait any longer and ran outside with Gwen only a few steps behind him.

Everyone burst out laughing when they were outside. They looked like a mess and weren't wearing any shoes. People would probably think they were crazy. Which they were.

"My money's on Gwen" Jake said.

"Definitely. She's gonna kill him" I answered. There was no way Code could get away with this.

"Well, it was nice having a brother while it lasted." Chase said while snacking on some food. He didn't show any emotion on his face.

Sibling love is such a beautiful thing.

It was nearly twenty minutes later when Gwen and Code ran back inside. Both of them were panting.

"I'm gonna get you back for this" Gwen said while leaning against the wall. They looked as if they'd run a marathon.

"But you already gave me a wedgie and made me eat grass" Code pouted.

Everyone laughed.

"You may have lost a brother but at least you gained a cow" Jake said in between laughs.

"You should call him Moomoo or something" I told Chase.

"And you thought Jilly bean was cheesy" Chase snorted. Damn, drunk Chase was definitely sassy.

I flicked his ear.

"You call her Jilly bean? That's so cute" Kate cooed.

"Yeah, Chase, that's so cute. You should tell the 온라인카지노게임 behind it" I smirked at him.

A few minutes later they were all laughing at the jelly bean 온라인카지노게임. It really had been one of my better pranks, aside from the hairspray. That one was my number one. I don't think I could ever top it either.

"We could do a jelly bean challenge!" Jake shouted enthusiastically. Everyone looked kinda disgusted.

"No thanks, I prefer chocolate over Centipede, don't you Chase?" I smiled sweetly.

Chase fake gagged in response. That was enough answer for me.

The rest of the day we did another Disney drinking game and played Twister. Let me tell you, it's not easy playing that game when you're drunk. At all.

My butt still hurts from falling over.

The rest of the day was pretty awesome too. We should definitely do 24 hour parties again. But not for a while. It could be an annual thing or something.

At least I think the rest of the day was awesome.

I hope so.

Sigh.

I honestly can't remember.