The bad girl and the dork

By alpacapoo

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I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best... More

The bad girl and the dork
Is it possible to OD on cookies?
Nutella is the answer to all your food related problems
Always have a secret food stash at various places
I call it hobo chique
I was turning on her inner lesbian
I'm the picture of sophistication
I've heard people taste like chicken
It was as if Barbie had puked in her locker
Brainfarts everywhere
She looked like a My Little Pony
I know you've been having buttproblems
I swear her ovaries just exploded
Emergency, my ass
He was such a pretty mangirl
Only two shots away from pink elephants
I'd rather lick a used tampon
He just went apeshit on me
There's my queen
Really Old Yogurt Grows Bad In Vanilla
Don't flash your underwear on the first date
I didn't know you were gonna lick the guy
Killed us with a spoon
The rest could suck my thumb
A duck sniffing a dog's hiney
We were having a Full House moment
He was writing some kinky fanfic about polar bears
I love you because you say things like fuckbuckets
I can't be in the presence of candy haters
Get your biceps out of my face
Were you guys sniffing glue earlier?
He was talking about toe fungus
Couldn't you have gotten a bloody moose
Epilogue: cover it up with Oprah's face
Bonus: I practically survived on coffee and M&Ms
Bonus: Code's crazy calamities
Bonus: I was Burger King desperate
Jake: The walking cliche
Xmas bonus: decided to drop the Jill Bomb
Anniversary bonus: Road trip
Bonus: the rock identified as a turtle

Bonus: this is not a bonus

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By alpacapoo

Well hello again! Long time no see ;)

Like the title says; this is not a bonus chapter. I'm sorry to disappoint but I'll make that up to you! I'm posting this because 'The bad girl and the dork' hit 500k reads this week AND I've got 2k followers as of today. Holy shitcakes, those are some high numbers.

Now, I could've done a bonus chapter because that's what I always do when I hit a ridiculous milestone but this seemed a little more special.

Which means you deserve something a little more special... (are you getting excited? you should)

A while ago I posted a Gwen/Brad bonus chapter and a few of you asked for an entire 온라인카지노게임 because you liked it that much. I usually answered; no... I don't have time for that. Which is true BUT my time management skills are fucking amazing.

Now, don't jump up and down yet. It's not going to be a 35-chapter 온라인카지노게임 but rather a short one with 10 chapters.

AND

I've already written it. It's safely tucked away on my computer somewhere. This means that uploads are going to go FAST. I'm talking every four days people. That's more than once a week! You may freak out from excitement now!

The 온라인카지노게임 is called 'Pins and Needles' and it's entirely in Gwen's POV.

Mmm, look at that sexy cover

The first chapter is going to be the bonus chapter that's already uploaded here. It's going up on my profile this Thursday and, like I said, you can expect an update every four days! I also decided I'm going to dedicate each chapter to a loyal reader, something I haven't done in the past for who knows what reason. See it as a big sign of appreciation because I love you fuckbuckets!

That's it for now. I hope to see you over at 'Pins and Needles' this week and I really really hope you guys are gonna like it because my social life almost suffered from writing this.

Obviously, 'Superboy and The Invisible Girl' will keep its original updating schedule (every Friday). If you haven't started that one yet then what the hell are you waiting for?

You may share your excitement in the comments now.

Bye poopfaces!



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