Hamilton - The Drarry Musical

Blow Us All Away

(By Lin-Manuel Miranda, the millionaire man)

[SCORPIUS]

Meet the latest graduate of Hogwarts!

I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but, 

dag, I amaze and astonish!

The scholars say I got the same 

virtuosity and brains as my pops!

The ladies say my brain's not 

where the resemblance stops!

I'm only nineteen but my mind is older

Gotta be my own man, like my father, but bolder

I shoulder his reputation with pride

I care not what he has done,

He's my father and he loves me

I used to hear him say

That someday

I would-

[ENSEMBLE]

Blow us all away

[SCORPIUS]

Guys, I'm lookin for a Ms. Pansy Parkinson

Made a speech last week, 

our Guy Fawkes day speaker

She disparaged my father's name in front of a crowd

I can't have that, I'm making my father proud

[ROSE]

I saw her just up Diagon Alley 

a couple of blocks

She was goin' to buy some supplies

[SCORPIUS]

Well, I'll go find her

[ALBUS]

Merlin, you're cute

[SCORPIUS]

And y'all look pretty good in ya' robes

How 'bout when I get back, 

we all strip down to our socks?

[BOTH]

Ok!

[COMPANY]

Blow us all away!

[SCORPIUS]

Pansy!

[PANSY]

Shh

[SCORPIUS]

Pansy!

[PANSY]

Shh! I'm tryin' to negotiate a price!

[SCORPIUS]

Ya' shoulda watched your mouth before you

blackmailed my father though!

[PANSY]

I didn't say anything that wasn't true

You father's a fucking poofer, 

and so, it seems, are you

[ENSEMBLE]

Ooooooooooh!

[SCORPIUS]

It's like that?

[PANSY]

Yeah, I don't fool around

I'm not your little school friends

[SCORPIUS]

See you on the dueling ground

That is, unless you wanna step outside and go now?

[PANSY]

I know where to find you, piss off

I'm haggling over this price now

[SCORPIUS]

Pops, if you had only heard the shit she said about you. I doubt you would have let it slide and I was not about to-

[MALFOY]

Slow down

[SCORPIUS]

I came to ask you for advice. 

This is my very first duel

They don't exactly cover this subject 

in boarding school

[MALFOY]

Did you really challenge her to a duel?

[SCORPIUS]

She refused to apologize, 

I wasn't going to let it pass

[MALFOY]

Where is this happening?

[SCORPIUS]

Across the channel, in France

[MALFOY/SCORPIUS]

Everything is legal in France...

[MALFOY]

You can still back out

[SCORPIUS]

No pops! I will not.

[MALFOY]

Scorpius, this is my battle.

Alright. So this is what we're gonna do:

I'll tell Parkinson that I'll pay her to apologize

This will put an end to the whole affair

[SCORPIUS]

And what if she decides to duel? 

Then I'm gonna to do it

[MALFOY]

No. She'll follow suit if she's in financial trouble

But son, to take someone's life, 

that is something you can't shake

Scorpius, your mother 

can't take another heartbreak

Don't go through with this.

[SCORPIUS]

Father-

[MALFOY]

Promise me. You don't want

Her blood on your conscience

[SCORPIUS]

Okay, I promise

[MALFOY]

Stay home, I'll go to her.

Be smart. Make me proud, son

[SCORPIUS]

My name is Scorpius

I am a poet

I'm a little nervous, 

but I can't show it

I'm sorry, I'm a Malfoy with pride

You talk about my father, 

I cannot let it slide

I stand and take her shot

Ms. Parkinson! 

Did you decide to apologize?

[PANSY]

I told your father to shove it

Let's go

Grab your wand

[SCORPIUS]

As you wish, 

the duel will 

commence after we count to ten

[ENSEMBLE]

Count to ten!

[SCORPIUS]

Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher

Summon all the courage you require

Then slowly and clearly aim 

your wand towards the sky-

[MALE ENSEMBLE]

One two three four

[FULL ENSEMBLE]

Five six seven-