6. Evil B-word Refuted

                                        

                                              
Evil B-word Refuted
                              
(By Lin-Manuel Miranda )
                              
[UMBRIDGE]
                              
Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Dolores Umbridge
                              
And I present "Free Thoughts on the
                              
Proceedings of the Order of the Phoenix!"
                              
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
                              
They have not your interests at heart
                              
[THEO]
                              
Oh my God. Tear this bitch apart
                              
[UMBRIDGE] 
                              
Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
                              
Don't let them lead you astray
                              
This Order does not speak for me
                              
[POTTER] Let her be
                              
[UMBRIDGE]
                              
They're playing a dangerous game
                              
I pray the Voldemort shows you his mercy
                              
For shame, for shame...
                              
[MALFOY] 
                              
Yo!
                              
Heed not the rabble
                              
She'd have you all cower at the
                              
Who scream 
                              
Sound of screams but the
                              
Revolution, they
                              
Revolution is comin'
                              
Have not your
                              
The have-nots are gonna
                              
Win this
                              
Interests at heart
                              
It's hard to listen to you with a straight face
                              
Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
                              
Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us, 
                              
honestly, you shouldn't even talk. And what about 
                              
Don't let them lead you astray
                              
Halfbloods? Look at what we've done, n' you talk
                              
About the Order?!
                              
This Order does not speak for me
                              
My dog speaks more eloquently than thee!
                              
They're playing a dangerous game
                              
But strangely, your mange is the same
                              
I pray the Voldemort shows you his mercy
                              
Is he in Hogsmeade?
                              
For shame!
                              
For the revolution!
                              
For shame!
                              
[COMPANY]
                              
For the revolution!
                              
[UMBRIDGE]
                              
Heed-
                              
[MALFOY] 
                              
If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna-
                              
[UMBRIDGE/MALFOY]
                              
Scream-
                              
Honestly, look at me, please don't read!
                              
[UMBRIDGE]
                              
Not your interests-
                              
Don't modulate the key then not debate with me!
                              
Why should an insane despot tell us what to do?
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Draco, please!
                              
She's not worth it
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Potter, I'd rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties
                              
[ENSEMBLE]
                              
Silence! A message from Voldemort!
                              
A message from Voldemort!
                              
[FULL COMPANY]
                              
A message from Voldemort!