The Zabini Pamphlet
(By Lin-Manuel Miranda, more awesomer than Andrew Lloyd Webber)
[FULL COMPANY]
The Zabini Pamphlet
[WEASLEY/GRANGER/DAPHNE]
Have you read this?
[POTTER/WEASLEY/GRANGER]
Draco Malfoy had a torrid gay affair
And he wrote it down right there
[GRANGER]
Highlights!
[MALFOY/WEASLEY]
"The charge against me
Is a connection with one
Pansy Parkinson!
For purposes of
Improper speculation
My real crime is an
Homosexual affair with her husband
For a considerable time
With her knowing consent"
[GRANGER/POTTER/WEASLEY]
Damn!
[MALFOY/WEASLEY/GRANGER]
"I had frequent meetings with him
All of them at my own house."
[POTTER]
At his own house!
[GRANGER]
At his own house!
[DEEP VOICE]
Damn!
[MALFOY/WEASLEY]
"Mrs. Malfoy with our son being absent
On a visit to her father."
[GRANGER/POTTER]
No...
[COMPANY]
Boooo!
[GRANGER/POTTER]
Have you read this?
[WEASLEY]
Well, he's never gon' be Minister now
[GRANGER/POTTER]
Never gon' be Minister now
[WEASLEY]
Well, he's never gon' be Minister now
[GRANGER/POTTER]
Never gon' be Minister now
[WEASLEY]
He's never gon' be Minister now
[GRANGER/POTTER]
Never gon' be Minister now
[WEASLEY]
That's one less thing to worry about
[WEASLEY/GRANGER/POTTER]
That's one less thing to worry about!
[TORIA]
I came as soon as I heard
[WEASLEY]
What?!
[MALFOY]
Toria-
[COMPANY]
All the way to London?!
Damn
[MALFOY]
Toria, thank Merlin
Someone who understands what I'm
Struggling here to do
[TORIA]
I'm not here to support you
[ENSEMBLE]
Oooooh!
[TORIA]
I know you like I know my own mind
You think of me as ignorant and trusting
I love our son more than anything in this life
I will choose his happiness over mine every time
I put your dalliances aside
Now you think I have to stand at your side
You could never be satisfied
Merlin, I hope you're satisfied
Publicly outing yourself,
did you even think about me and your son?
[WEASLEY/GRANGER/POTTER]
Well, he's never gon' be Minister now
[ENSEMBLE MEN]
Never gon' be Minister now
Well, he's never gon' be Minister now
Never gon' be Minister now
Well, he's never gon' be Minister now
Never gon' be Minister now
That's one less thing to worry about.
That's one less thing to worry about.
[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]
Well he's never gon' be Minister now
[ENSEMBLE MEN]
Never gon' be Minister now
Well he's never gon' be Minister now
Never gon' be Minister now
Well he's never gon' be Minister now
Never gon' be Minister now
That's one less thing to worry about.
[FULL COMPANY]
That's one less thing to worry about!
The Zambini Pamphlet
[WEASLEY/GRANGER/POTTER]
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
[COMPANY (EXCEPT MALFOY/TORIA)]
His poor wife
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