28. The Room Where it Happens

                                        

                                              
Room Where It Happens
                              
(By Lin-Manuel Miranda, thanks to him for keeping Hamilton on the ten-dollar bill)
                              


                              
[POTTER]
                              
Ah, the Head of Magical Law Enforcement 
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Auror Potter, sir
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Didja know? I stopped by your house
                              
You had a visitor over the summer
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
No
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Yeah? I didn't see who it was
                              
He was gorgeous and naked
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Yeah... Harry...
                              
[POTTER]
                              
I hope you look after him. 
                              
Your love life is secure
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Harry
                              
[POTTER]
                              
And all you had to do is wait
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
I'm sorry
                              
[POTTER]
                              
We could've gave it a try
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
We still could....
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Not likely. On to better things.
                              
Now how're you gonna get your 
                              
debt forgiveness plan through?
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Guess I'm gonna fin'ly have to listen to you
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Really?
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
"Talk less. Smile more."
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Ha
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Do whatever it takes to get 
                              
my plan on the Wizengamot floor
                              
[POTTER]
                              
Now, Granger and Weasley aren't budging an inch.
                              
You probably could have used my help
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Well, hate the sin, 
                              
love the sinner
                              
[GRANGER]
                              
Malfoy!
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
I'm sorry Potter, I've gotta go
                              
[POTTER]