Hamilton - The Drarry Musical

Helpless

(By Lin-Manuel Miranda, emperor of the world)

[MALFOY/POTTER/NEVILLE/ALL WOMEN (EXCEPT TORIA)]

Hey hey hey hey

[TORIA]

Ohh, I do I do I do

Hey hey hey hey 

I Dooo! Hey!

Hey hey hey hey

Ohh, I do I do I do I

Hey hey hey hey

[TORIA AND WOMEN]

Dooo! Boy you got me helpless!

Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit 

I'm helpless!

Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em

[TORIA]

I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight

We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night

Laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room

Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"

Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the room

Talkin to another smartly dressed young man

[TORIA AND WOMEN]

Maybe too close but we're wining and dining

[TORIA]

Grab my sister, and

Whisper, "Yo, this

One's mine."

[ALL WOMEN]

Oooh

My sister made her way across the room to you

Oooh

And I got nervous, thinking "What's she gonna do?"

Oooh

She grabbed you by the arm, I'm thinkin' "I'm through"

Oooh

Then you look back at me and suddenly I'm

Helpless!

Oh, look at those grey eyes

Look into your eyes

And the sky's the limit

Yeah, I'm helpless, 

Helpless!

I know I'm down for the count

And I'm drownin' in 'em

Helpless!

I know I'm so into you

Look into your eyes

And the sky's the limit

I am so into you

Helpless!

I'm-

I know I'm down for the count

And I'm drownin' in 'em

[MALFOY]

Where are you taking me?

[DAPHNE]

I'm about to change your life

[MALFOY]

Then by all means, lead the way

[TORIA]

Astoria Greengrass. It's a pleasure to meet you

[MALFOY]

Greengrass?

[DAPHNE]

My sister

[TORIA]

Thank you for all your service

[MALFOY]

If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

[DAPHNE]

Definitely a flirt Toria. I'll leave you to him!

[TORIA AND WOMEN]

One week later

[TORIA]

I'm writin' a letter nightly

Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me

Laughin' at my sister, cuz she thinks that you want to form a harem

[DAPHNE]

I'm just sayin', you're probably gonna have to share him

[TORIA]

Ha!

Two weeks later

In the living room stressin'

[ALL WOMEN]

Stressin'

My father's stone-faced

While you're asking for his blessin'

Blessin'

I'm dying inside, as

You wine and dine

And I'm tryin' not to cry

'cause there's nothing that your mind can't do

Oooh

My father makes his way across the room

To you

Oooh

I panic for a second, thinking

"we're through"

Oooh

But then he shakes your hand and says

"Be true"

Oooh

And you turn back to me, smiling, and I'm

Helpless!

Helpless!

Helpless!

Look into your eyes

And the sky's the limit 

I'm Helpless

Helpless!

Down for the count

And I'm drownin' in em

Hoo!

I'm helpless

That boy is mine

That boy is mine!

Look into your eyes

And the sky's the limit

I'm helpless

Helpless!

Down for the count

And I'm drownin' in em

[MALFOY]

Toria, I don't have a galleon to my name

An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame

All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain

A couple of Hogwarts credits and my top-notch brain

Insane, your family brings out a different side of me

Peggy confides in me, Daphne tried to take a bite of me

No stress, my love for you is never in doubt

We'll get a little place in Hogsmeade and we'll figure it out

I've been without a family since I was seventeen

My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild

But I'll never forget my mother's face, that was real

And long as I'm alive, Toria, swear to Merlin

You'll never feel so...

Helpless!

[TORIA]

I do I do I do I do!

[MALFOY]

Toria...

[TORIA]

I do I do I do I do!

[MALFOY]

I've never felt so-

[ALL WOMEN]

Helpless! Helpless!

[TORIA]

Yeah!

[ALL WOMEN] 

Down for the count

And I'm drownin' in 'em

[MALFOY] 

My life is gon' be fine cuz Toria's in it.

[TORIA]

I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit

I'm-

[ALL WOMEN]

Helpless!

Helpless!

Down for the count

And I'm drownin' in 'em.

[ALL WOMEN]

In Hogwarts, you can be a new man...

In Hogwarts, you can be a new man...

In Hogwarts, you can be a new man...

[TORIA]

Helpless