Hamilton - The Drarry Musical

By jschulte

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If you love Hamilton and Drarry... this is the place for you! Based on Lin-Manuel Miranda's amazing play/mus... More

Introduction of Cast and Changes
1. Draco Malfoy
3. My Shot
4. Story of tonight
5. Greengrass Sisters
6. Evil B-word Refuted
7. You'll Be Back
8. Right Hand Man
9. A Summer's Ball
10. Helpless
11. Satisfied
12. The Story of Tonight (reprise)
13. Wait for it
14. Stay Alive
15. Ten Duel Commandments
16. Meet Me Inside
17. That Would Be Enough
18. Wands and Aurors
19. Hi온라인카지노게임 Has Its Eyes On You
20. Hogwarts (The World Turned Upside Down)
21. What Comes Next
22. Dear Draco
22b. Tomorrow There'll Be More Of Us
23. Non-Stop
24. What'd I Miss
25. Cabinet Battle #1
26. Take a Break
27. Say No to This
28. The Room Where it Happens
29. Greengrass Defeated
30. Cabinet Battle #2
31. McGonagall On Your Side
32. One Last Time
33. I Know Him
34. The Percy Administration
35. We Know
36. Hurricane
37. The Zabini Pamphlet
38. Burn
39. Blow Us All Away
40. Stay Alive (Reprise)
41. It's Quiet Upstate
42. The Vote of No-Confidence
43. Your Obedient Servant
44. Best of Sons and Best of Men
45. The World Was Wide Enough
46. Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story

2. Harry Potter, Sir

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By jschulte

Harry Potter, Sir

(By Lin-Manuel Miranda, the most awesomest person ever)

[COMPANY]

1998. Hogsmeade

[MALFOY]

Pardon me. Are you Harry Potter, sir?

[POTTER] 

That depends. Who's asking?

[MALFOY]

Oh, well, sure, Potter

I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm at your service, sir

I have been looking for you

[POTTER]

I'm getting nervous and I'm wearing a glamour

[MALFOY]

Potter...

I heard your voice before I saw you. I was seeking you to apologize for everything I did, and I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, Potter. He has red hair?

[POTTER] You punched Ron?

[MALFOY]

Yes!

I wanted to apologize, and I mean it. You are supposed to defeat Voldemort and I want to be friends. I'm going to graduate too, then join the revolution. But Weasley looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

So how'd you do it? How'd you put up with him?

[POTTER] 

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed that I stay with his family

[MALFOY]

You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan now too

Merlin, I wish Voldemort was here.

Then I could prove that I'm worth more

Than my death eater father...

[POTTER] 

Can I buy you a drink?

[MALFOY]

That would be nice

[POTTER] 

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice 

Talk less

[MALFOY] What?

[POTTER] Smile more

[MALFOY] Ha

[POTTER] 

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[MALFOY]

You can't be serious

[POTTER] 

You wanna stay alive?

[MALFOY] Yes

[POTTER] 

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

And you've made some enemies on both sides

[NEVILLE]

Yo yo yo yo yo!

What time is it?

[NEVILLE/KINGSLEY/THEO] 

Show time!

[POTTER]

...like I said...

[NEVILLE] 

Show time! Show time! Yo!

I'm Neville Longbottom in the place to be!

Two pints o' Firewhiskey, but I'm workin' on three, uh!

Those Death Eaters don't wanna mess with me!

Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

[KINGSLEY]

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Kingsley!

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"

Tell Voldemort "Casse toi!" Who's the best?

C'est moi!

[THEO]

Brrrah brraaah! 

I am Theodore Nott

Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?"

Lock up ya daughters and wives, of course

It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of robes...

[NEVILLE]

No more sex with girls for me, 

pour me another brew, son!

Let's raise a couple more...

[NEVILLE/KINGSLEY/THEO]

To the revolution!

[NEVILLE]

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Dumbledore!

[THEO] Harry Potter!

[NEVILLE]

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[POTTER]

Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand

You spitting out anti-ministry rants here?

 I'm 'a sit and we'll see where we land

[KINGSLEY/THEO]

Boooo!

[NEVILLE]

Potter, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[MALFOY]

If you stand for nothing, Potter, what'll you fall for?

[NEVILLE] Ooh

Who are you? [THEO]

Who are you? [KINGSLEY]

[NEVILLE] Who are you?

[THEO/KINGSLEY/NEVILLE] 

Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?










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