Last year, Hugh was supposed to give my class a lecture and Chase got to observe. Instead of listening to Hugh I was observing Chase. After fifteen minutes Hugh got a phone call and needed to leave so Chase had to continue with the lecture.
                              
I almost ate my pen. The poor guy wasn't prepared for that. The girl next to me, Sierra, whispered something like 'damn he could teach me any day' which made me snort. I told her that Chase was my boyfriend. She apologised for eyefucking him. I became friends with Sierra that day.
                              
After this I'm going for a PhD. Yep, Jill became a dork. Let's not talk about the times I almost got kicked out of school. I'm gonna study brains of psychopaths so it's still creepy and cool, right? Right? I guess not.
                              
But first, summer. And summer means roadtrip! Every summer my friends from high school and I go on a road trip. Just us, a crappy car and loads of booze. Good times.
                              
It's the only time we can all be together. I'd love to say I'm still just as close to them as I was five years ago but that would be a lie.
                              
I still see Gwen quite often and Code obviously, he's pretty much my brother so I guess I'm stuck with him.
                              
A few years ago Code dated Kate. Yep, it was pretty awkward for all of us. It was just weird, like incest. Matt and Kate broke up when they both decided to go to different schools, no fairy tale ending for those two.
                              
Anyway, Kate started hanging out more with me and she got to know Code and then, you know, things happened. Every time I saw them together I had to suppress a shudder. They broke up after a few months. They both agreed it didn't feel right.
                              
I could've told them that before they even started their freakshow.
                              
Anyway, no harm done, they're still friends. Kind of. They stayed in an awkward post-break up phase before they got back to normal.
                              
I don't really see Snake anymore besides our annual roadtrip. He's chef at my parents' restaurant. By my parents, I mean Chase's parents, but let's face it, they're too awesome not to claim them as parents.
                              
So, that's it, right?
                              
Nope. I forgot about Jake.
                              
Jake became a gigolo. He figured screwing women was his true talent and decided to make it into his job.
                              
Okay, you gotta admit that it sounds so Jake.
                              
Unfortunately, reality isn't that glamorous. He wanted to be a vet but after his first year of college he decided to go in a different direction. Being a vet is really tough and knowing Jake he probably didn't study enough. So he became a real estate agent.
                              
I wonder how many times he's fucked in the houses he had to sell.
                              
"Done! Wanna see?" Gwen interrupted my thoughts.
                              
"Only if it's red and bloody." I told her. If she did something horrible to my body I wanted her to cover it up with Oprah's face.
                              
I went to the mirror and looked at my first tattoo. It wasn't a bloody moose, that's for sure. I liked it though. It was simple. I'd get a skull with worms in its eye sockets later. You know, to compensate.
                              
"Cool. Thanks Gwen. So, can I do you now?" I facepalmed when I realised how wrong that sentence sounded.
                              
Gwen smirked. "You can do me anytime." Then her demeanor changed. "But you can't draw for shit and I don't want a crappy skeleton that looks like a tree on my body."
                              
Couldn't argue with that.
                              
"I guess I should go graduate now." I shrugged. No big deal. It's not like I needed to give a speech or anything.