I jumped off the desk and grabbed the bag I had brought with me.
                              
"What's in the bag?" Mitch asked.
                              
"For fuck's sake, I was about to tell everyone." The guy didn't have any patience at all.
                              
I grabbed one item out of the bag and put it on the desk.
                              
"This" I pointed at the mason jar next to me "is the awesome jar."
                              
"Why is it awesome?" Amy asked. She and Jessica were the only girls. Amy had ombre hair and brown eyes and Jessica was a curvy girl with curly black hair and her eyes were almost just as dark.
                              
Because Smitty paid for them with the money he earned because of me.
                              
"Because you're all getting one and before you start asking questions, try to contain yourselves. Answers will be provided soon."
                              
I handed everyone a mason jar and noticed Ronan had opened the lid and put his hand inside. He was struggling graciously to free his hand. His tongue was hanging out of his mouth and his brown hair had fallen over his eyes.
                              
Yep. Definitely surrounded by idiots.
                              
Once I had given everyone their mason jar I took the last two items out of the bag.
                              
"Ooh candy. I love candy." Trent said. Seemed like someone wasn't an idiot.
                              
"The awesome jar is gonna motivate you." I took the M&Ms and Skittles "Whenever you complete an exercise correct you get a Skittle or an M&M. If you don't like either then get the fuck out. I can't be in the presence of candy haters."
                              
"Isn't that a little childish?" Jessica asked.
                              
"Would you rather live in the cold harsh adult world or in the wonderful fantasy world of children?" I asked her.
                              
"Point taken." She muttered.
                              
"Now. Any questions?" I skimmed the room and the people were shuffling in their seats a little uncomfortable.
                              
"I have a very important question." Trent said.
                              
"Shoot." I knew it wasn't gonna be important but it sparked my curiosity.
                              
"Can we eat the candy when the jar is full?" He asked with a serious expression on his face. At least I managed to motivate one person.
                              
"Of course! That's the point. Any other questions?"
                              
"Can I ask my question?" Tom had kept quiet the entire time until now.
                              
"No. Anyone else?" In the corner of my eye I could see Tom with his mouth wide open.
                              
"Why not?" He asked incredulously.
                              
"I was kidding, Tom." I rolled my eyes. Mitch snorted.
                              
"Does the person that fills his jar first get something else?" He asked.
                              
"A pat on the shoulder?" I answered. Then I got an idea.
                              
"Oh no. Why is she looking like that?" I heard Trent whisper.
                              
"I think she just  got an idea." Mitch replied. Seriously, I didn't you could whisper this loud.
                              
"A competition!" I almost yelled it. Luckily I didn't because these people were already apprehensive when it came to me.
                              
"Ooh a competition. Do tell." Ronan suddenly looked interested. Figures. He was on the baseball team. A smart jock? Yes, a smart jock.
                              
"Try to fill your jars the fastest. Whoever wins... hmm. What would motivate you guys?" I asked. I  wanted to say 'whoever wins gets to prank Smitty' but I guess not everyone was like me.