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The bad girl and the dork

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I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player. 3. I use my brain for evil purposes. 4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny thin...

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I'd rather lick a used tampon

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I had to fight a smile when I noticed he was laughing at that. Good. The dude should lighten up.

"Sorry to dissapoint you Jilly bean but it's not that. I have to study the biology of different animals. A lot of different animals. I thought it was gonna be fun since animals are cool but the biology behind them is anything but." He scrunched his nose as if he could smell the animals he was talking about.

"That's because you're not looking at the actual animals." He should look up more pictures or something. Or dress up Bus.

Or visit a zoo. Yes, definitely visit a zoo. I love going to a zoo so much. As a kid I'd always beg my parents to go but they got tired after the tenth time or something.

I hadn't been to one in years. A shame really.

"Are you saying I should go to the zoo?" He raised his eyebrow as if saying 'really Jill?'.

Dude I was so serious.

"Here's the plan. We're going to the zoo! And you're gonna teach me everything about the animals. You know the best way to learn something is to teach it to someone else." I beamed.

I was pretty proud of that plan to be honest.

"You'd to that for me?" Chase asked, looking surprised.

"Are you kidding me? I'm not doing this for you, I love going to the zoo. My inner kid is jumping up and down right now" Psh, I wasn't being friendly to him, I was doing myself a favor.

"Not just your inner kid" Chase laughed when he noticed I could hardly contain myself. I laughed along with him when I noticed I was acting ridiculous.

"So when do you wanna go?" I guess Chase approved of the plan.

"I don't care. We could go tomorrow" Okay Jill, time to tone it down because you're getting borderline creepy.

"You have school tomorrow" Chase stood up and went to the cupboards. After a second he tossed me a Mars bar. Yay food! I'd forgotten my purpose in the kitchen was to eat.

"So? I'll skip." I shrugged. I looked up when I heard Chase gasp. What a dork. I had to refrain from rolling my eyes.

"No way you're skipping. I need more time anyway. What about Wednesday afternoon?" He asked. Fine, I could wait a week.

"It's Wednesday afternoon right now" I wiggled my eyebrows. Chase just laughed. Well, at least I'd tried.

Suddenly Chase frowned and grabbed his phone. Then he snorted.

"Code told me to stop hogging you" Chase and I laughed. Stupid Code, he could've just moved his lazy ass.

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"And then Matt said he loved me" Kate squeeled. It was Sunday and we were sitting on her bed. I was talking with my dad when Kate had dragged me away to her room.

The reason? Matt had said the big L-word and Kate was beyond happy.

"Please tell me you didn't start crying or anything." I teased. Kate cried very easily and I loved to tease her about it.

She pushed me "No! Well, my eyes were wet but I didnt cry cry" She smiled.

She was way up and nobody could bring her down today.

Kate sighed happily.

"It was so easy saying it back. I didn't even had to think about it." Maybe I should get to know Matt a little better since their relationship was so serious. Usually I didn't bother getting to know her boyfriends because she'd never had a serious relationship before. This was a first.

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