For some reason Emma likes me. I never hang out with kids since I'm an only child and everything so I had no idea how to handle kids. I guess little Emma likes my dry humor. Or my evil plotting schemes against Jake. Yep, thats probably it.
                              
"Let's go crash some parties!" Jake yelled while we were heading towards Cambridge.
                              
"Parties? As in more than one?" I asked. I just figured we were going to one college party.
                              
"Yep, my sources told me that there are two big parties going on so let's go to both" Jake beamed. He was definitely looking forward to this. He looked good and he knew it. He was wearing dark blue jeans and a simple tshirt that fit him well.
                              
"Sure!" Gwen clapped her hands. Yeah, this night was much needed for all of us.
                              
The first party was already in full force when we arrived. A lot of making out and drinking. Not necessarily in that order. Jake immediately disappeared on us but came back a minute later with three red cups.
                              
Nothing better than some cheap beer.
                              
"Okay, I'm off, text me when we're going to the next party" Gwen said. And then there were two.
                              
Jake was looking around silently to see who his new victims were. I had to stay put because I'd promised him to be a wingwoman. Plus, sometimes it's very entertaining.
                              
"There, the blonde one" Jake pointed to his right. I spotted two girls talking to each other. The brunette was laughing about something but the blonde wasn't really feeling it. She just chugged her drink.
                              
Meaning she was probably mad or sad about something and came to the party to make bad decisions. Easy target. Jake could do better but oh well.
                              
"Okay, give me a few minutes alone with them" I winked and headed to them.
                              
"Good luck" Jake shouted.
                              
"I don't need luck" I smirked. Jake laughed and shook his head.
                              
We really didn't need luck. Jake didn't even need help but we just did it because it was a fun thing to do.
                              
I grabbed an extra cup for the blonde and went over to her.
                              
"Hi, I'm Jill. Look I usually don't do this but you looked like you needed one. Or seven." I gave her a small, insecure smile and handed her the cup.
                              
The blonde turned around to face me. She looked very surprised to say the least.
                              
"Eh thanks. It's not spiked or anything right?" She looked me over. You know, from head to toe and then back. Classical girl move.
                              
"Don't worry I don't swing that way" I gave her a wink. She smiled and accepted the cup. It was empty a few seconds later. Wow. She had it worse than I'd thought.
                              
"Sorry, I'm just having a bad day. My name's Cindy by the way" We shook hands. She seemed like a decent girl. She looked cute in a Barbie kinda way.
                              
"Nothing a few drinks and a hot guy can't fix" She looked around to see if she could spot any guys she was interested in.
                              
"I really need a hot guy." She sighed and Jake walked by to get some more drinks, conveniently walking past us. Very smooth.
                              
"Well hello" Cindy said when she spotted Jake. This was just too easy.
                              
"Oh you mean Jake?" I took another sip from my drink. I needed something stronger.
                              
"You know him?" Cindy turned around to face me. I could see she was getting excited. I'm clearly not needed here to help them along.
                              
"Yeah, we had a thing once but it didn't work out because he doesn't do relationships. But he's a great stress reliever if you know what I mean" Not true people, not true! This was Jill the wingwoman speaking.