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The bad girl and the dork

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I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player. 3. I use my brain for evil purposes. 4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny thin...

#badgirl #dork #humor #romance #wattys2015

I'm the picture of sophistication

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I quickly grabbed a random pair of skinny jeans and tshirt. Not bothering looking at the clothes I'd picked out. My flats were still lying on my floor so I just decided to wear them again. I towel dried my hair, I figured by the time I was at Code's house it would be dry.

Grabbing my phone, keys and Code's keys I headed downstairs again.

"You should've done that when you woke up, it would've saved me the scare" Ha ha. Funny. My mom certainly seemed to be in a great mood. Maybe it's because she didn't have to work at all today.

I went over to her and grabbed my phone. She looked at me curiously while I looked for the picture. I smiled when I came across the beautiful dramatically illuminated Snake with a sleeping Code in his arms.

Mom looked at the picture and started laughing. "Great picture Jill" I felt proud. It really was a great picture and it was perfect blackmail material. Not that I'd use it against them but at least I could tease them about it.

I quickly went to my car and headed towards Code's place. When I got there I didn't see their parents' car in the driveway so I figured they'd already left for work. The weekends are always busy in their restaurant.

Quietly I opened the door. I decided to just put the keys on the kitchen counter because I figured Code needed his sleep. He'd had a rough night.

Bus ran up to me. He was coming from the living room and when I listened closely I heard the TV was on. It was probably Chase, there was just no way Code was already awake.

I changed my plans and decided to give the keys to Chase.

Bus was already pushing me towards the living room. "Good boy" I looked up at Chase, raising an eyebrow.

"Did you ask Bus to come fetch me?" If he did, that would've been pretty impressive.

Bus jumped on the couch next to Chase, who was grinning at me. "Yes, I did and apparently it worked" I rolled my eyes. Guys are such kids.

"I'm just here to return Code's keys, he couldn't lock the door himself yesterday" I snorted at the memory. He'd been out of it.

"Yeah, I know. I was the one to find him on the couch this morning" So Code had just slept the entire night without waking up and going to his room.

I should show Chase the picture, he'd appreciate it. I grabbed my phone and smiled mischieviously at him.

Dropping myself next to him and Bus on the couch I showed him the picture. I was probably a little too proud. He laughed.

"Very artistic. I can top that one though" He had a better picture? No way! I had to see this. I didn't have to ask since he was already grabbing his phone from his pocket.

"So I told you I found him on the couch this morning right?" He was wearing a big smile on his face now. Needless to say I was getting very curiously.

"Yes you did... continue" I narrowed my eyes at him suspiciously.

"The state I found him in was pretty interesting. I decided to film it. Look" I looked at him and he handed me his phone.

I pressed play and then lost it completely. I had to watch the clip twice because I couldn't get through it the first time because of the tears in my eyes.

It showed Code sleeping peacefully on the couch. It was probably the same position we'd left him in that night. His right hand and leg were sticking out, because he was lying flat on his back. Bus was there too. He went to Code's leg and started humping it.

Code didn't wake up or anything, he just endured it. Bus seemed to be having the time of his life.

This is the best thing ever. Seriously, this might be my new favorite thing.

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