YOU ARE READING

The bad girl and the dork

Humor

I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player. 3. I use my brain for evil purposes. 4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny thin...

#badgirl #dork #humor #romance #wattys2015

Nutella is the answer to all your food related problems

Start from the beginning
                                        

I decided to read another entry because there was a note stuck to it. Her entire diary was filled with extra notes and this was the first one. I gotta say, I was curious.

She wrote that grandpa gave his sister a note so she could give it to her. Must suck to go to an all  girls' school. He'd written to her to meet him after school. I opened the note and, yes, indeed. I could hardly read it though, my grandpa's writing sucked. It said to meet him by the bus stop after school.

Grandma wrote in her diary that they met up and grandpa finally made a move. Apparently grandma told him that it was about time after he kissed her. She kicked ass. Seriously.

Is it considered incest if you have a girl crush on your own grandma?

I was considering reading another entry when my phone buzzed. Ah, yes, I have friends that need me.

Or not. It was a text from my mom.

Gonna be a late night. Blame my sick assistant. There's some food in the cupboards, you know the drill.

Couldn't say that was a surprise. Wow, it was already five thirthy. I'd been reading longer than I'd thought.

I texted my mom back. Once I didn't and she'd thought I hadn't read it so she started calling me. I figured it was easier to always send something back so she could go back to concentrating on her work.

Okay, have fun. Try not to break your assistant, remember they're fragile. Oh and the guys loved the cookies but S said it needed more sugar.

Just to clarify, no, she wasn't mean to her assistants but we joked about them a lot because sometimes mom would say they were very insecure since they're still students. My phone buzzed again.

More sugar it is. Wait, does this mean I can't torture my assistant a little? Well, there goes my plan for tonight. See you tomorrow x

Oh mom. Remember to never be her assistant.

Maybe just a little bit of torture then. I'm heading to Code's tonight but I'll be back on time. x

Yes, I was really planning on going home on time other wise I wouldn't have texted it. I was quite tired to be honest. My mom knew I'd be back on time. I don't lie.

Sometimes I'd exaggerate or witheld information, but I didn't lie.

I headed downstairs to check the cupboards. Hmm... little disappointed. Well, mac and cheese it was.

When I wanted to start on my delicious meal I got startled because of my phone. It was lying on the table so it was buzzing really loud. When I recovered from my mini heart attack I looked at my phone.

It was Code.

When?

Ah, always so articulate that guy.

Your enthusiasm warms my cold little heart. I'll be there in an hour.

Now I could eat my mac in piece. Code only lived fifteen minutes away but I didn't want to hurry or anything.

Don't mess with me Jill. We all know you don't have a heart. Ok, see ya in an hour

Wow, three sentences. I was impressed.

Did your brother type this or are you actually making an effort? Either way, I'm impressed.

Told you I didn't lie. I was impressed though. He talks a lot in real life but he doesn't like texting for some reason.

So why doesn't he just call, you ask? He doesn't like that either. Yep, he's a ray of sunshine. He's not a big fan of technology. Doesn't make sense since he spends most of his time gaming.

The bad girl and the dorkWhere stories live. Discover now