You father's a fucking poofer, 
                              
and so, it seems, are you
                              
[ENSEMBLE]
                              
Ooooooooooh!
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
It's like that?
                              
[PANSY]
                              
Yeah, I don't fool around
                              
I'm not your little school friends
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
See you on the dueling ground
                              
That is, unless you wanna step outside and go now?
                              
[PANSY]
                              
I know where to find you, piss off
                              
I'm haggling over this price now
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
Pops, if you had only heard the shit she said about you. I doubt you would have let it slide and I was not about to-
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Slow down
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
I came to ask you for advice. 
                              
This is my very first duel
                              
They don't exactly cover this subject 
                              
in boarding school
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Did you really challenge her to a duel?
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
She refused to apologize, 
                              
I wasn't going to let it pass
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Where is this happening?
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
Across the channel, in France
                              
[MALFOY/SCORPIUS]
                              
Everything is legal in France...
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
You can still back out
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
No pops! I will not.
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Scorpius, this is my battle.
                              
Alright. So this is what we're gonna do:
                              
I'll tell Parkinson that I'll pay her to apologize
                              
This will put an end to the whole affair
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
And what if she decides to duel? 
                              
Then I'm gonna to do it
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
No. She'll follow suit if she's in financial trouble
                              
But son, to take someone's life, 
                              
that is something you can't shake
                              
Scorpius, your mother 
                              
can't take another heartbreak
                              
Don't go through with this.
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
Father-
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Promise me. You don't want
                              
Her blood on your conscience
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
Okay, I promise
                              
[MALFOY]
                              
Stay home, I'll go to her.
                              
Be smart. Make me proud, son
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
My name is Scorpius
                              
I am a poet
                              
I'm a little nervous, 
                              
but I can't show it
                              
I'm sorry, I'm a Malfoy with pride
                              
You talk about my father, 
                              
I cannot let it slide
                              
I stand and take her shot
                              


                              
Ms. Parkinson! 
                              
Did you decide to apologize?
                              
[PANSY]
                              
I told your father to shove it
                              
Let's go
                              
Grab your wand
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
As you wish, 
                              
the duel will 
                              
commence after we count to ten
                              
[ENSEMBLE]
                              
Count to ten!
                              
[SCORPIUS]
                              
Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher
                              
Summon all the courage you require
                              
Then slowly and clearly aim 
                              
your wand towards the sky-
                              
[MALE ENSEMBLE]
                              
One two three four
                              
[FULL ENSEMBLE]
                              
Five six seven-