The Work of a Moment

The day starts rough with an empty tube of toothpaste. No matter how hard I squeeze, I can't get enough on my brush.

Someone's backed into my car and left a 'sorry' note on my windshield.

My Munch's Scream mug is gone at work.

The staff fun lunch is sushi. It's gone by the time I get there.

My car is gone. I have to take the train. It's packed wall-to-wall. I bump into somebody. That was the straw that broke their camel's back. He goes at me with his laptop.

I spend the night in the hospital. Shitty day.