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   𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐈⚡

CHAPTER FOUR.
𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦♡

𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘪'𝘮 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺

YOU HAVE AN UNREAD MESSAGE
FROM @TRENTARNOLD66
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𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝟸𝟹:𝟷𝟺𝚙𝚖

@trentarnold66
Hello there bevvie

@madisonbeer
did you just insult me?

@trentarnold66
No lad, bevvie is beer

@madisonbeer
making fun of my last
name huh?

it's not looking good for
you Arnold

@trentarnold66
First of, it's Alexander-Arnold

Secondly, that's proper Wool
behaviour like

@madisonbeer
please speak english

or else imma have to
bring out my long island
dictionary

and you're not gonna like it

got it bro? cuz you make
me tight and deadass imma
dip this conversation

@trentarnold66
Nice one mate

Okay I will try not to be
this much of a Scouse
if you promise not to be
that much of a New Yorker

@madisonbeer
okay we have a deal

but why'd you message me
in the first place?

@trentarnold66
Cause I wanted to have a lil
chat with you and to ask for
your number

@madisonbeer
my number huh?

if i didn't know any better
i'd say you're flirting w me
Alexander-Arnold

@trentarnold66
Maybe i am🤷🏾‍♂️

Nah all jokes aside
I prefer imessage to DMs

@madisonbeer
i prefer imessage too

okay here's my number
XXXX-XXXXXX

call me😏

@trentarnold66
Might as well do tha'

You seem like a nice bird

@madisonbeer
why thank you

𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗿

madisonbeer innit mate👀
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perrieedwards i- when did you become british bitch???
↳madisonbeer like ten minutes ago????? 🥺

alexoxchamberlain unbelievable
↳madisonbeer shut up mate
↳jhenderson madison you're officially my bestfriend 💓💕💗💘
↳virgilvandijk anyone who bullies ox is our friend !!!!
↳alexoxchamberlain i hate all of you. ALL OF YOU

trentarnold66 proper bird mate😍
↳madisonbeer #waglife🤷🏻‍♀️

bananablue17 WHAT DID I MISS?
↳charlottedalessio yeah mads wtf??
↳madisonbeer what'd you want mate? sod off
↳jadethirwall i-
↳leighannepinnock WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER
↳madisobeer #frankensteincheck🧟‍♀️

author's note
i- have no idea
if i got anything
right in this chapter.
if my british / scouse
dialogue is shitty
plsssss correct me.
i love youuu💕