NOT SO DEAD POETS GC - the de...
By focusonthefuture
゜✩・.・✯・゜𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐆𝐂 ❝ i want to love a boy the way i love the ocean wish i w... More
゜✩・.・✯・゜𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐆𝐂 ❝ i want to love a boy the way i love the ocean wish i w... More
big brain idiots
gerardnoway:
is everyone traumatized?
mustbeaweasley:
I forgot how much I hated health
toddandpoems:
we're literally 16 this is unnecessary
but at least the final's open note
mustbeaweasley:
Yeah, but I'm still heading to the library to study because I have morals and I don't want to lose time during the exam
Todd do you want to come with?
toddandpoems:
yeah sure i guess
mustbeaweasley:
Alright I'm going to mute this group chat because you guys are annoying
Todd, you should too these two lovebirds are annoying
toddandpoems:
alright i guess
stevensuniverse:
bye!
gerardnoway:
bye bestie!
mustbeaweasley:
Please don't call me bestie
gerardnoway:
whatever you say bestie <3
mustbeaweasley and toddandpoems muted this group chat
stevensuniverse:
hey wait i was just reminded of this one time in health last semester and the teacher showed us a condom and it looks funny
do you want to stretch a condom across a room with me?
gerardnoway:
meeksie
i mean this in the nicest way possible but what the fuck?
HE SHOWED A CONDOM AND IT LOOKS FUNNY
ITS A PROTECTANT FOR FUNNY BUSINESS
it looks stretchy and i just want to fling it or something
no please don't
but why not :)
bc there's no point
but there is a point
my entertainment
if you wanted to... use a glove instead
but a glove is not nearly as funny as a condom
IT LOOKS LIKE A SOMBRERO
THATS WHAT MY HEALTH TEACHER SAID ANYWAYS
NO STOP ITS NOT A SOMBRERO
IT DOES IT REALLY DOES
ITS LIKE A LITTLE HAT THING
NO STOP PLEASE CONDOMS ARE WEIRD DONT PLAY WITH THEM
NO CONDOMS ARE FUNNY
I ALSO WANT TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REGULAR CODOM AND A FLAVORED ONE YK
NO
NO
LIKE DOES THE FLAVORED ONE TASTE GOOD
NO
NO
DONT TASTE THEM
BUT ACCTUALLY WANNA TASTE IT
LIKE DOES IT TASTE LIKE RUBBER
OR LIKE JUST A SMALL LIKE TASTE OF THE FLAVOR
NO WHATS WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
I JUST WANNA KNOWWWW
I WOULD NEVER USE A CONDOM BC I WOULD LIKE TO GET MARRIED TO YOU FIRST
BUT SEGGS IS JUST WEIRD AAAAA
BUT
I WOUDL PLAY WITH A CONDOM
NO WHAT THAT EMPLIES SEGGS
STOP IT
YOURE INSANE
NO IM NOT IM JUST GONNA FLING IT
YOU KNOW WHAT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
JUST KNOW THATS WEIRD AND DISGUSTING
you're sick
sicko
IM NOT GONNA USE IT COME ON
IM JUST CONNA STRETCH IT FOR NO REASON
ITS A LITTLE SOMBRERO
IF THERE'S NO REASON DONT STRETCH IT
toddandpoems:
bruh what
mustbeaweasley:
Meeks are you high
stevensuniverse:
no it's hey 🦭
mustbeaweasley:
Oh god, Charlie's corrupted him
gerardnoway:
nah, charlie's corrupted both of us
we're high in the cave right now
i'm just drinking the weed lol
toddandpoems:
wait so y'all were next to each other
and you still decided to bless us with this conversation
stevensuniverse:
yep
toddandpoems:
mad respect brotato
mustbeaweasley:
Aw hell no
I'm out you freaks
gerardnoway:
that's a little homophobic cameron
mustbeaweasley:
No! No it's not! God Pitts stop it!
gerardnoway:
fine bestie <3
stevensuniverse:
whoa there pal!
he's mine back off
he's hugging me rn!
not you
toddandpoems:
god i feel so single
gerardnoway:
someone could be up to change that tho
god what
a charlie dalton just took over my body
nothing just ignore the last part
toddandpoems:
wait really? hit me up then
gerardnoway:
oh cool!
her name's ginny and she does theatre with neil so maybe you could like talk to him maybe
toddandpoems:
yeah maybe i'll go ask neil about being single and stuff
stevensuniverse:
yeah! yeah you really should ask neil about feelings and relationships and stuffs 👀
toddandpoems:
oh alright then!
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Yeah, I took a long time to update again. I was just busy with school and stuff. So sorry about that.
Also don't mind me self reflecting on Pitts and reflecting my best friend on high Meeks energy.
Hope y'all tolerated it! And please vote to get Not So Dead Poets GC back to number on one the knox tag!
That was desperate sorry
Thanks so much for 1.5K reads guys! Also my update for the first chapter of my Charlie Dalton x OC is coming out pretty soon 👀