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welton weirdos

wheresperry:

so, how did everyone's first week of 11th grade go?

mustbeaweasley:

Neil, I don't mean to be a drab, but it's literally the third quarter

What are you on?

goodluckcharlie:

hey, don't insult my best bud over there u useless red head!

also neil can i have what ever you're on?

wheresperry:

i appreciate the concern cameron, but the only thing i'm on is mr. keating

🙃

urobknoxious:

hold up-

stevensuniverse:

i-

gerardnoway:

uhhhh

toddandpoems:

no </3

mustbeaweasley:

Wait, what?

?

goodluckcharlie:

oop-

i take that back

neil:

what? he's literally so good at ...

well, just everything!

like he is truly one of the multi-talented people out there!

stevensuniverse:

wait, it's not just me and my "blindness" right?

y'all see this too?

gerardnoway:

yeah, uh i am scared to go to english on monday now

urobknoxious:

neil's wattpad hi온라인카지노게임 rn:

goodluckcharlie:

alexa, what's

mustbeaweasley:

You might mean

goodluckcharlie:

yeah sure whatever

stevensuniverse:

wait, I'm kind of diverting the subject, but did

CHARLIE JUST STEP DOWN FROM SAYING RETORTING SOMETHING AGAINST CAMERON???!!!

gerardnoway:

hold up-

yeah, what's up with that Charles?

goodluckcharlie:

let's just say that Cameron has blackmail on me

urobknoxious:

but you're like never ashamed of anything??

goodluckcharlie:

well

my dear obknoxious

there is one thing I wouldn't like people to know about so...

yhea <3

stevensuniverse:

yhea <3

gerardnoway:

yhea <3

knox:

yhea 🤠

wheresperry:

knox

that emoji doesn't even fit the situation

urobknoxious:

oh shut up

it does

besides

you're the one who's in love with your teacher

wheresperry:

wat

no

no i'm not

how

???

toddandpoems:

scroll up

wheresperry:

?

goodluckcharlie:

aye!

toddykins! <3

yo overstreet

urobknoxious:

🤠 what

goodluckcharlie:

was that one ok?

urobknoxious:

toodykins?

*toddykins

smh

yeah that one's much better

goodluckcharlie:

yay! <3

oh wait yeah

todd

give us an update on neil's face please

we're stuck in our dorms bc curfew and shit

toddandpoems:

yeah sure

so he's scrolling but he looks super frustrated, he keeps accidentally typing and going all the way down

he says i'm the reason why he's so frustrated

but idk why

oh

i'm texting him so he's glaring at me

sorry

he just told me to stop texting until he's scrolled all the way up

oh he found it!

he looks so triumphant 🥺

oh wait shit

he's glaring at me now

sorry 🥺

he looked at me with super disturbed eyes

i think he found it

he chucked his phone at my bed

he's shoved his face in the pillow

he's screaming

idk if you guys can hear it

he's too embarrassed to look back at the gc

he wants me to tell you guys that

he's going to bury himself in a hole alive

or he's going to pull a captain america ice pop 🥺

goodluckcharlie:

hey toddykins!

thanks for all the updates

but not gonna lie a few of those texts were kinda fruity

mustbeaweasley:

omg

like you're one to talk

urobknoxious:

todd: 🥺

me: 🤠

meeks 🥸

pitts: 🤭

charlie: 🤡

neil: 🥳

cameron: 🤢

gerardnoway:

how'd you manage to do all of those without someone interrupting you?

urobknoxious:

idk man

~talent~

goodluckcharlie:

yeah right

you gave me a clown

urobknoxious:

i mean

did i lie

goodluckcharlie:

yes you ass

urobknoxious:

please you thought 1d was getting back together in july

a clown

that's clown shit

🤡

goodluckcharlie:

you did not just go there

i'm going to go to your dorm now

and beat the crap out of you until you change it

urobknoxious:

crap 🤠

goodluckcharlie:

yk what

fuck curfew

i'm gonna steal his phone and hack it

mustbeaweasley:

Charlie, I swear to god, if you leave that dorm I will tell them

wheresperry:

hold up-

tell us what?

stevensuniverse:

yeah what did you want to tell us?

goodluckcharlie:

nothing

its-

nothing

i'm not going

welp gn then losers (and todd)

private chat between charlie dalton and neil perry

perry the platypus : )

hey charlie

is everything good?

prince charles : )

yeah

idk what you're talking about

are you sure?

bc cameron said that he would tell us something and you said that he had blackmail on you

look neil

i promise i'll tell you about it tomorrow

i just can't bc i share a room with him

promise?

promise

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Wow! Look at me, finally finishing chapter 5! Sorry it took so long. I'm a freshman in high school and i'm still doing online school, so it's really hard for me to manage my time. I also had semester finals and hs tennis tournaments which kept me longer than usual.

I think i'll try to make a personalized update schedule because I love writing this book! And some of you guys seem to really enjoy it as well!

Next time, I'll be working on Neil and Charlie's conversation.

PSA #1: I love 1d and I love all their solo music separately (Harry, Niall, and Louis's are more my taste tho) so I didn't actually mean what I said about directioners being clowns. It's just that Knox is currently trying to deny the love for the whole band (bc he has a crush on Niall, understandably so).

PSA #2: I don't think that I will be calling Charlie, "Nuwanda" soon. I want to have a whole thing where he realizes he's non-binary and changes his name to Nuwanda, or he likes to be called Nuwanda by his close friends without legally changing it. I saw one of Gale Hansen's tweets about how Charlie was likely bi and non-binary so, I wanted to integrate that into this 온라인카지노게임, but not likely the others. Anyways, stan Gale Hansen: one of his children are non-binary and he's so accepting of them! <3

PSA #3: I don't have twitter <3