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THE BI ANNUAL PAN CONVENTION

goodluckcharlie: 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I NEED BLEACH

DOES SOMEONE HAVE BLEACH

I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES PLEASE!

urobknoxious: 

whoa

what's happening charlie?

why do you need bleach??

goodluckcharlie: 

I JUST WALKED OUT OF LATIN AND FOUND CAMERON 

F L I R T I N G

~F~L~I~R~T~I~N~G~

WITH ANOTHER GIRL

LIKE HELL NO

THAT'S MY THING

wheresperry: 

Honestly Charlie, your thing is just flirting with anything that has legs

urobknoxious: 

•_•

goodluckcharlie: 

*le gasp*

i thought you were bae

turns out you're just fam

urobknoxious: 

bruh

goodluckcharlie: 

🤟

wheresperry: 

Wow, you two are just the dream team aren't you

urobknoxious: 

i mean, we're not the ones who uses autocaps 

goodluckcharlie: 

AHAHA YES

madison reyes, we stan

queen

urobknoxious: 

yes, also my inner pansexual is ~quaking~ 

at the beauty that is JUKE

goodluckcharlie: 

tbh i ship ruke we got enough straight couples

urobknoxious: 

but juke OOZES chemistry

wheresperry: 

You should never say OOZE again but yeah, I agree

goodluckcharlie: 

bold talk from someone with autocaps

wheresperry:

Darn it

Can y'all teach me how to change it?

urobknoxious: 

y'all 🤠

wheresperry: 

Shut up

goodluckcharlie: 

that's no way to talk to your teachers mr. perry

wheresperry: 

Fine! Just please help y'all

I don't want to be bullied again

urobknoxious: 

y'all 🤠

wheresperry:

i think that you should change your 

username to "imobknoxious"

urobknoxious: 

oh would you look at that 

he's fixed his sins

wheresperry: 

y'all better stop bullying me now this is bullyism

urobknoxious: 

y'all 🤠

wheresperry: 

STOP plz

todd was looking over my shoulder at our conversation

he doesn't think it's bad that i say y'all

goodluckcharlie: 

wow. 

soulmates.

urobknoxious: 

when he likes that you say y'all 😩

wheresperry: 

you better shut your pie hole he's still in the same room

urobknoxious: 

when he doesn't use swear words 🤤

wheresperry has left the chat

goodluckcharlie has added wheresperry to the chat

wheresperry: 

fine

i'll stay

goodluckcharlie: 

YAY!

can i have the answers to the biology homework?

wheresperry: 

sure

urobknoxious: 

charlie!

goodluckcharlie: 

knox!

urobknoxious: 

school just started!

goodluckcharlie: 

stop! 

you sound like cameron!

urobknoxious: 

ew! 

stop comparing me to that lobster!

wheresperry: 

knox!

urobknoxious: 

neil!

wheresperry: 

what did we say about calling cameron a lobster!

urobknoxious: 

that it's offensive to lobsters! 😔

goodluckcharlie: 

uh neil, I NEED THE HW

wheresperry: 

oh, yeah, sorry but i have class now

goodluckcharlie: 

WHAT NO I HAVE BIO 

NEXT PERIOD!!!

WAIT NO PLEASE

PLEASE

please

please

plz

OH YOU'LL REGRET THIS JO MARCH!!!

urobknoxious: 

amy!

goodluckcharlie: 

YOU'LL REGRET THIS!

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Wow! This came pretty easily. I think that this might be one of my favorite friend groups to write, the dynamic is just on point. I also really loved putting in the references I actually knew. Cuz to be completely honest, I don't know shit about Oscar Wilde. Also, if any of you readers have watched Julie and the Phantoms, any time I say something "controversial" I always make the Madi face and I had to go to the interview where Madi's like "you do give me 5'4 vibes though" just to get the screenshot I was thinking of. 

Anyway, this type of writing is so much more fun than the one i forced myself to write in chapter 2. However, I think that chapter two is worthy of my incredible 8th grade teacher's approval. 

Thanks for reading! Stay safe and drink water! And eat! (If you can)

I promise I don't text in autocaps, it just looks more professional in an author's note.