My mugger hadn't even moved.
"Shit," Del said. "Someone's going to have seen that."
"Seen what?" I wheezed. "We didn't do anything."
I leaned against the dumpster beside my strung-out friend. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the last of my cookies. Fireballs were off the table for dealing with this guy, so I wouldn't need any more. I held them out to the dude, and when he didn't reach out for them, I tucked the cookies into his curled hands and hoped that he would soon find them and eat them.
"Poor guy," I said. "I still don't like that you hit me in the face, and I'm glad that I stabbed you in the ass with my keys, but nobody deserves this. If you ever know where you are again, find me. Mac. I'll get you some food."
I didn't know how to fix the guy's life, but I could make sure he had at least one decent meal. The smallest acts can be the kindest gestures, and even a cup of coffee can show someone that they aren't alone in this world.
"No, I mean the fireballs, Mac." Del tugged on my arm. "I'm pretty sure it's illegal to shoot fire into the sky without a permit. I don't even think they let movie guys do that."
"When was the last time they shot a movie in this stupid city?"
"Mac! Focus! Someone will come and want to know where those fireballs came from! And they'll ask all kinds of questions and do, like, experiments on you and stuff! We can't let that happen!"
"What do you mean, experiments?" I finally clued in .to the fact that maybe Del was making sense.
"Dissection, throw you into a brain machine, that kind of shit! We don't know! This is bigger than either of us!"
"Dude, you're sounding like a bad movie." A bad movie that sounded more logical by the second. "No one's going to dissect me. Maybe a brain machine. Hell, I could probably go for a cat-scan, actually. There's probably more going on up there than I want to know about. Think they can find out what's wrong with me in one of those?"
Del shook his head. "That's not how they work, Mac. What's wrong with you is beyond modern medicine. I don't think you're taking me seriously. Someone's going to have called the cops about those fireballs. People love to call the cops."
"No one called the cops, Del," I said. Was I trying to sound braver than I was feeling? "If they did, the cops would already be on their way. We'd hear sirens by now."
As if the universe itself was using its sick sense of humour to test my resolve, sirens wailed from every direction. I would have laughed if I hadn't been so freaked out. The timing was impeccable.
"What do we do?" I asked. "I can't burn a bunch of cops down! Even if I wanted to, I don't have any more cookies!"
"Good! You can't flame-broil a bunch of cops!"
"Not helping, Del!" I barked and backed up against the dumpster. "Think. Think! How did I move the shit with my mind again?"
"What good will that do right now? Shift the dumpster? Fling a garbage can at a pile of cops to piss them off even more?"
"Fuck!" I had no ideas. I rubbed my arms, trying to coax some fire out of them. "Fuck! Why is it so cold?"
"Cold? What the hell are you talking about? It's hot as balls right now!" Del hissed.
The sirens were getting closer. I racked my brain for ideas – anything that might resemble an escape plan. There were only two ways in and out of the alley – the way we came in or through the dodgiest part of town down the other. Both would be crawling with cops in just a few minutes. Del was right about one thing – the people in this town loved to call the cops – for anything.
"I can't feel my fingers, Del!" I got stupid when I got cold, and I was feeling dumber by the second. "How can you not feel this?"
"Shit, you're turning blue!" Del ripped off his zip-up hoodie and wrapped it around my shoulders. "Are you sick or something?"
"N-n-no, I f-f-feel fine, I'm just c-c-cold," I chattered. I hadn't been this cold since I walked home from school two winters ago and got frostbite on my ears.
"We've got to get you inside!" Del threw an arm around my ribs and rubbed them awkwardly. "You're full-on popsicling!"
"Th-th-that's n-n-not a th-th-thing!" I laughed and shivered all at once, but the edges of my vision were growing dark – a sure sign the cold was taking over. What the hell was going on? Was this part of the weird new powers? Or was this something else entirely?
"What the hell is going on?" Del asked. "Look at those windows over there!"
I could barely hear him over the screams of the sirens but followed his finger to some low windows across the street. They were frosting over as if the full power of winter had been unleashed on them in one cruel blow. But that wasn't even the weirdest part.
Someone – or something – was writing in the frost. I couldn't see anybody, but letters were being etched into the ice with a flowing script – some of the nicest penmanship I had ever seen.
"What does that say?" Del asked. "I'm not so good at reading handwriting."
The fact that Del could see it, too, was no small relief. It meant we were both going crazy together instead of just me.
"This way," I said. "It says 'this way.'"
The sirens roared their loudest, and I could tell the cops had finally reached the alleyway. The window slid open, moved by an unseen hand, which a few days ago would have freaked me right out. Now, between the cops and the open window, it didn't look like we had much choice.
"I say we do what the window says," Del said.
"Way ahead of you," I said and jumped into the black beyond.

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FantasyMac Dorvis is surviving life - and even that's a stretch. She hates her job, her dad takes off without a look back, and she gets mugged by the poor soul she was trying to help. Word to the wise: riptides hide below the calmest surfaces.
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