he's going to bury himself in a hole alive
                              
or he's going to pull a captain america ice pop 🥺
                              
goodluckcharlie:
                              
hey toddykins!
                              
thanks for all the updates
                              
but not gonna lie a few of those texts were kinda fruity 
                              
mustbeaweasley:
                              
omg
                              
like you're one to talk
                              
urobknoxious:
                              
todd: 🥺
                              
me: 🤠
                              
meeks 🥸
                              
pitts: 🤭
                              
charlie: 🤡
                              
neil: 🥳
                              
cameron: 🤢
                              
gerardnoway:
                              
how'd you manage to do all of those without someone interrupting you?
                              
urobknoxious:
                              
idk man
                              
~talent~
                              
goodluckcharlie:
                              
yeah right
                              
you gave me a clown
                              
urobknoxious:
                              
i mean 
                              
did i lie
                              
goodluckcharlie:
                              
yes you ass
                              
urobknoxious:
                              
please you thought 1d was getting back together in july
                              
a clown
                              
that's clown shit
                              
🤡 
                              
goodluckcharlie:
                              
you did not just go there
                              
i'm going to go to your dorm now
                              
and beat the crap out of you until you change it
                              
urobknoxious:
                              
crap 🤠
                              
goodluckcharlie:
                              
yk what
                              
fuck curfew 
                              
i'm gonna steal his phone and hack it
                              
mustbeaweasley:
                              
Charlie, I swear to god, if you leave that dorm I will tell them



                              
wheresperry:
                              
hold up-
                              
tell us what?
                              
stevensuniverse:
                              
yeah what did you want to tell us?
                              
goodluckcharlie:
                              
nothing
                              
its-
                              
nothing
                              
i'm not going
                              
welp gn then losers (and todd)



                              
private  chat between charlie dalton and neil perry
                              
perry the platypus : )
                              
hey charlie
                              
is everything good?
                              
prince charles : ) 
                              
yeah
                              
idk what you're talking about
                              
are you sure?
                              
bc cameron said that he would tell us something and you said that he had blackmail on you
                              
look neil
                              
i promise i'll tell you about it tomorrow
                              
i just can't bc i share a room with him
                              
promise?
                              
promise



                              
AUTHOR'S NOTE



                              
Wow! Look at me, finally finishing chapter 5! Sorry it took so long. I'm a freshman in high school and i'm still doing online school, so it's really hard for me to manage my time. I also had semester finals and hs tennis tournaments which kept me longer than usual. 
                              
I think i'll try to make a personalized update schedule because I love writing this book! And some of you guys seem to really enjoy it as well! 
                              
Next time, I'll be working on Neil and Charlie's conversation. 
                              
PSA #1: I love 1d and I love all their solo music separately (Harry, Niall, and Louis's are more my taste tho) so I didn't actually mean what I said about directioners being clowns. It's just that Knox is currently trying to deny the love for the whole band (bc he has a crush on Niall, understandably so).
                              
PSA #2: I don't think that I will be calling Charlie, "Nuwanda" soon. I want to have a whole thing where he realizes he's non-binary and changes his name to Nuwanda, or he likes to be called Nuwanda by his close friends without legally changing it. I saw one of Gale Hansen's tweets about how Charlie was likely bi and non-binary so, I wanted to integrate that into this 온라인카지노게임, but not likely the others. Anyways, stan Gale Hansen: one of his children are non-binary and he's so accepting of them! <3
                              
PSA #3: I don't have twitter <3