at the beauty that is JUKE
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
tbh i ship ruke we got enough straight couples
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
but juke OOZES chemistry
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
You should never say OOZE again but yeah, I agree
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
bold talk from someone with autocaps
                              
wheresperry:
                              
Darn it
                              
Can y'all teach me how to change it?
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
y'all 🤠
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
Shut up
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
that's no way to talk to your teachers mr. perry
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
Fine! Just please help y'all
                              
I don't want to be bullied again
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
y'all 🤠
                              
wheresperry:
                              
i think that you should change your 
                              
username to "imobknoxious"
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
oh would you look at that 
                              
he's fixed his sins
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
y'all better stop bullying me now this is bullyism
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
y'all 🤠

                              
wheresperry: 
                              
STOP plz
                              
todd was looking over my shoulder at our conversation
                              
he doesn't think it's bad that i say y'all
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
wow. 
                              
soulmates.
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
when he likes that you say y'all 😩
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
you better shut your pie hole he's still in the same room
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
when he doesn't use swear words 🤤
                              
wheresperry has left the chat
                              
goodluckcharlie has added wheresperry to the chat
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
fine
                              
i'll stay
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
YAY!
                              
can i have the answers to the biology homework?
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
sure
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
charlie!
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
knox!
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
school just started!
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
stop! 
                              
you sound like cameron!
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
ew! 
                              
stop comparing me to that lobster!
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
knox!
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
neil!
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
what did we say about calling cameron a lobster!
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
that it's offensive to lobsters! 😔
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
uh neil, I NEED THE HW
                              
wheresperry: 
                              
oh, yeah, sorry but i have class now
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
WHAT NO I HAVE BIO 
                              
NEXT PERIOD!!!
                              
WAIT NO PLEASE
                              
PLEASE
                              
please
                              
please
                              
plz
                              
OH YOU'LL REGRET THIS JO MARCH!!!
                              
urobknoxious: 
                              
amy!
                              
goodluckcharlie: 
                              
YOU'LL REGRET THIS!
                              


                              
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
                              
Wow! This came pretty easily. I think that this might be one of my favorite friend groups to write, the dynamic is just on point. I also really loved putting in the references I actually knew. Cuz to be completely honest, I don't know shit about Oscar Wilde. Also, if any of you readers have watched Julie and the Phantoms, any time I say something "controversial" I always make the Madi face and I had to go to the interview where Madi's like "you do give me 5'4 vibes though" just to get the screenshot I was thinking of. 
                              
Anyway, this type of writing is so much more fun than the one i forced myself to write in chapter 2. However, I think that chapter two is worthy of my incredible 8th grade teacher's approval. 
                              
Thanks for reading! Stay safe and drink water! And eat! (If you can)
                              
I promise I don't text in autocaps, it just looks more professional in an author's note.